HOROSCOPES

With MYSTIC SHONA




Now over 40000 minutes old, Mystic Shona has been predicting the alignments of the planets for nearly her entire existence, following a brief spell as a PC World Communication Senior Deputy Executive Support Guru Synergy. Follow her guidance wisely, as the astral plains have been known to influence everything on earth.


Note from the Mystic: “Please remember, astral followers, that Kim Kardashian is not a star sign, I am really tired of questions about this.”







Biography

Mystic Shona

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Issue 1 

A momentous occasion - Shona's first column. We are delighted the stars have aligned to make this possible.