Terrence's Tips and Granley's Gripes


The editors of this #rag have forced me to write an #aboutme section. Since this is directly at odds with the #manofmystery persona I attempt to hide behind, I’ll keep it brief:

My name is Terrence Granley, or #bigfilthyT to my eclectic band of lovers. Some interesting facts about me are that I’ve only ever received two #restrainingorders and that my favourite band is #cliffrichard.

I’m happy to give advice on anything, but my specialist areas are #girlproblems, #erectiledysunction and the mechanics of #twerking. Ask away #sweetiepies.

Issue #One

Terrence answers a couple of interesting questions and eloquently gives his views on supermarket self-checkout machines. 


Terrence Granley