With XAVIER O'HARA
Xavier is unusual among film critics in that he has never seen a film all the way through. Instead he operates a very unique grading system – a film will be rated based on how quickly it takes him to walk out the cinema; if he stays over an hour, it must be a modern masterpiece.
Xavier claims that if he could have any superpower it would be the power to block out all knowledge of the existence of superhero movies - it might not save any lives, but it would save him a helluva lot of time and money.
INTRODUCTIONS - Xavier introduces both himself and his complex scoring system, and answers some frequently asked questions.